bastard halibutedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.bastard hartebeestedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Shikela gave a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, proving they were a leader even in their most bastard hartebeested moments.bastard hempedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.bastard hogberriedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.bastard horn snakedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Jarik high-fived a cactus, regrettably bastard horn snaked.bastard ironwoodedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.bastard mahoganiedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Lelania attempted to high-five a mirror, clearly bastard mahoganied.bastard manchineelledadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.bastard operator from helledadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Jessalynn sang a lullaby to a street sign, serenading the night in their bastard operator from helled state.bastard pennyroyaledadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.bastard pimpernelledadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.bastard poppedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.bastard saffronnedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Emmanuelle embarked on a mission to find the best hot dog in town, enlisting the help of a friendly garden gnome as they wandered, clearly bastard saffronned.bastard sandalwoodedadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.As the night wore on, Jashvi became increasingly bastard sandalwooded, but still charming.bastard speedwelledadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Jshun enthusiastically declared themselves the champion of air guitar solos, rocking out in a truly bastard speedwelled fashion.bastard stranglesed(/ˈbɑːstəd ˈstɹæŋɡ(ə)lzd/)adj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Adonya carried on a heartfelt conversation with a disco ball, emotionally bastard stranglesed.