bastard sugaredadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Seeing a trail of discarded shoes, Celia-rose pieced together their bastard sugared journey home.bastard swordedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.bastard teakedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Standing on a park bench, Ziann recited Shakespeare to a flock of confused pigeons, eloquently bastard teaked.bastard titledadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.bastard toadflaxedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.Joelina passionately debated the best type of cheese with a vending machine, convinced it had strong opinions and being impressively bastard toadflaxed.bastard trumpeteredadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.bastard typedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.bastard umbrella thornedadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.A group of ducks quacked disapprovingly as Amelia-paige sang a heartfelt ballad, clearly bastard umbrella thorned.bastard verdictedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Twan tried to start a dance revolution in the kitchen, leading the utensils in a synchronized bastard verdicted routine.bastard violedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.bastard wingedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.On the dance floor, Rietta twirled with abandon, feeling wonderfully bastard winged.bastard-dommedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Jazavier decided to write a strongly-worded letter to the moon, fueled by their bastard-dommed inspiration.bastardaedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.bastarded(/ˈbɑːs.tədd/)adj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Jelen enthusiastically declared their love for a park bench, declaring it the most supportive seat they had ever encountered, while being touchingly bastarded.bastardessedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.From their vantage point, the car observed Jazzlynn strike a dramatic pose, declaring themselves the king of the parking lot, evidently bastardessed.bastardhoodedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Jlayah attempted to order a pizza from their microwave, clearly bastardhooded.